2021.11.29 11:50 post-news The Perfect Old Fashioned, Holiday Movies, And Bone Marrow Butter
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2021.11.29 11:50 Scott_Sovereignty Jen Psaki Doesn't Know THIS About Kamala Harris
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2021.11.29 11:50 BrookeRamsey5 Style is who you are and what you wear.
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2021.11.29 11:50 irishVkng 37[M4F] Chicagoland. 6'6" tall, strong, dominant Viking descendant. Blond, green eyes, no genetic disorders or illness. Twice a donor already and here to give more.
I want to get you pregnant, then we go our separate ways. I don't want to talk about it, I don't want to roleplay. Let's do this. Race doesn't matter. No BBW. I am fully vaxxed, D&D free, you should be clean. https://imgur.com/a/8PYkPO1
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2021.11.29 11:50 JustToFill How to masturbate a dolphin
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
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2021.11.29 11:50 Holstener M4 Hop-up disassembly
I noticed some issues with my M4 and decided to get into disassembling and learning the ins and outs of my rifle.
I noticed the hop up units small rubber piece is detached. Is that normal for some units?
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2021.11.29 11:50 the_dark_bot Why does my laptop run too slow?
I have Lenovo IdeaPad 330S which run on Windows 10 and got 4GB of RAM, 1TB HDD, intel i5 8th gen with clock speed around 2.2GHz. My laptop became too slow I can't even do basic browsing stuff. Why does it work too slow despite having a decent hardware. I always have Disk filled at 100% and RAM at 80-90% every time. So I'm planning to add on additional 8GB of RAM and change the HDD to SSD. Should I proceed with it or should I go for a new machine?
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2021.11.29 11:50 Vishn2 Beautiful black arched moth [OC] South Netherlands
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2021.11.29 11:50 CRYPTOsauceNews Crypto Cyber Monday Is Live! Voyager Is Now Giving Away $40 in Bitcoin During Limited 48-Hour Sign-Up Promo
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2021.11.29 11:50 Production_Ant Sequential machines- programming technique questions
I have a machine with a very repetitive set of sequential activities (a depositor with suck, rotate, squirt, repeat etc).
The current (ladder) program (which I am rewriting due to changing some other aspects of the machine) has a bunch of “and/or” (ladder equivalent) on each rung to get the right thing to happen at each step.
I have seen on here people recommending to use step/sequence counters. This seams much cleaner and simpler. I’m imagining something like “when ‘ON’ then drive suction piston AND set sequence count to 1” then next step something like “if sequence step = 1 AND suction piston sensor at full stroke then … AND set sequence step =2”.
Is there any major traps to be aware of with this method. Is using an integer for the sequence step and using a “copy” instruction with a fixed number for each rung copied to the tag the best way. I presume setting the fixed number is safer than “plus 1” from the step before in case there is some error.
Final step of the program to set the count back to 0.
Any pointers much appreciated!
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2021.11.29 11:50 AresBloodwrath Center for Christian Virtue, a heavy hitter in Ohio's culture wars, buys building across from Statehouse
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2021.11.29 11:50 Pezandchucks New Song- A Dreamer’s Holiday
2021.11.29 11:50 fictionalfaerie "Queue" not allowable as name?
I'm being lame and naming my Unown starting with their letter and decided it would make me laugh to make Q be Queue... But it's a name that's not allowed? It's my first time encountering this message, and Google couldn't help me find anything on why- I found a whole list on the Bulbapedia, I think? But not that one?
Anyone else run across seemingly fine names that weren't cool? Got any ideas on why?
Just curious- it is obviously not a big deal, lol.
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2021.11.29 11:50 Iwillfindgaster Toby WTH I Open undertale on xbox to reset and go to change the boarder and I find this
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2021.11.29 11:50 Incorrect1012 Who’s often overlooked in terms of being the most influential wrestler of all time?
Shawn Michaels, Rey Mysterio, and Ric Flair are often sighted as being the most influential wrestlers for at least American wrestlers, and occasionally you’ll get the likes of Jeff Hardy, Sting, and heck about half the newest generation of women’s wrestling has sighted AJ Lee as their biggest influence. But in your opinion, who is the most overlooked? For me, it has to be Naomichi Marufuji and Kenta. In modern wrestling, if you see a move nowadays, there’s a damn good chance these two were using it before anybody else.
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2021.11.29 11:50 familyguyfanfromhell Family guy full episode
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2021.11.29 11:50 JohnDouglasQuinte Spider-Man thinks they're donkeys as well.
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2021.11.29 11:50 Golden5StarMan Genshiro already listed on exchanges?
I saw on parachains.info that genshiro already is showing rewards but they just won the auction so was confused. Did they give their rewards out?
If they did How do I claim them (I crowdloaned)?
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2021.11.29 11:50 doctorpotatomd PBE - New headshot mechanics overview & feedback
Hi all, I've been playing around on PBE for the last couple weeks, trying to figure out how the new headshot mechanics work. You might have seen me post some videos of this stuff recently, so here it is all in once place. I wanted to make this post as both feedback for u/Rovient and the ASU team, and also as a reference for people who want to learn these mechanics and combos.
2021.11.29 11:50 PashIx Misunderstood Profit Margin and had the worst fail in my entire 120 hrs of playing SDV
So after a long pause of playing SDV I wanted to start a new game, mixing some things up like Mine rewards and installing mods.
Everything went good until I noticed that I‘m getting very low incomes.
Important information: I‘m playing on english but my native language is german.
So I went to start a new game, looking more detailed at the settings. That was the point where I understood that Profit Margin set to 25% doesn’t mean that you get 25% more Profits, no you get only 25% instead of the normal 100%.
I’ve never felt more dumb than in this moment but it was so funny because I didn’t notice that before mid summer.
I just wanted to share that with others, hoping that I‘m not the only one who has happened that or maybe to make someone laugh at this too.
have a great day :)
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2021.11.29 11:50 ChristopherColorist On the arrowverse sub, I asked for the 6 most popular episodes of season 2 and i put them here in a poll
2021.11.29 11:50 cjohnson4444 Replay Everything? Or just watch them online?
I got Valhala for a good deal Friday. Haven't played a game since Black Flag, should I go all the way back to the first gane to refresh my memory or just watch videos of major events and read synopsis?
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2021.11.29 11:50 Arbuckle131 Kinda OP When Theyre Together
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2021.11.29 11:50 jimogavlin 💎Do you want a Cartoon Cartel? Join The Discord channel. There is easy active 🎁NFTGIVEAWAY🎁. Link at the comment!
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2021.11.29 11:50 grem75 Any reason an X220 board won't take an Ivy Bridge?
I know it is soldered, BGA rework doesn't scare me and I already have an X220 board I'm doing nothing with. Has anyone else made a quad-core X220 abomination?
With coreboot you can put an Ivy Bridge in a T420, so BIOS shouldn't be much of an issue with some patches.
As long as it is a chip that can go in the X230 I don't see why it wouldn't also work in an X220. Both are BGA1023 35W chips. Would lack USB 3.0, but I have an ExpressCard anyway.
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